The worst part of accumulating fats and gaining weight; even
if you don’t want to realise about your wealth of extra health(they call it
fats), still others will forcefully make you realise by repeatedly uttering
to lose weight and fats which almost seems as immovable property on your body.
As the above explanation of victim appearance was clone to
me. So gave a start with evening walk but How the hell anyone can walk without music or
talkative company or food!!..Anyway managed to walk listening to FM Radio for
first 2 days..On the third day thought of making a call to Sister and have a
talk while walking, you know Multitasking for saving time/time management(studied
in MBA)!! .Prior to everything let
me explain what kind of talented Creature SISTER can be (kind attn- Not
applicable for all the sisters).They are the source of
information/knowledge of the followings:-
- Updates about new fashion trend in market.
- Knowledge about the turnover ratio of designers and
boutiques.
-Market/shops to visit for building bargaining skills
-Variable uses of Green Tea(can also suggest to make
porridge, salad, cupcakes out of green tea to stay slim)
-varieties of flavoured cakes, ice-cream even curd launched in any part of the world.
-Types of Bags and
footwear.(Interesting thing to observe->whenever they go to buy any
household stuffs, a new pair of footwear will accompany back home. Example.1: A
packet of salt n 2 kg of potato + a new pair of footwear. Example.2: A set of
table mat and duster + a new pair of footwear. Example .3 : one packet of
Detergent and Toilet Cleaner + a new pair of footwear. )
Keeping aside things, let come to the story J. Right after one ring ,Jerry(let
it be the name of sister, she is no more than a mouse) picked up the call
and with full of excitement exchange of ‘hello-heelo’ formality got over.
Before she start her nonsense, I asked“ how is life!!tell me
how is the weather at your place!!, leave it what are you doing now?”
Jerry replied , “Hmmmmmm
, Everything is fine. Drinking Green Tea,you know one should not drink
green tea empty stomach. At least eat a biscuit and then drink it , its good
for health.. U got it!!!! ”
“yup, got it. Anyway you know my frnd Ravi!!, He got a new
gf. And you having such a big friend circle but cant even find one girlfriend
for your own brother!! Chii ”
“shut up psycho!!, what is happening this week !!! All are
getting into affairs, what is
happening!! Everyone is in love!! Bull ,crow , buffalo , dog everone..kalyug turning
into Loveyug(all the same).. you remember my school friend Vikas, he also got into an
interesting relationship…”
I recalled his looks, “Vikas! That one with square n fair
monkey face with curly hair rich brat,rite!!”
“yes brother, but he doesn’t look as per your description. Anyway
listen to me, yesterday Vikas called up, he was narrating his story to me , how
he met with the girl in his college in a function , the girl is his junior (these
kind of relationship last till the senior reach the final year ), both
danced in the party ,exchange of words
then one day the girl sent mesg in whatsapp from her side and as you
know boys ;never miss the opportunity to flirt. They talked about their school
life, their hobbies, family, how they have struggled in life(lol),why
they did this and that, why didn’t they do this and that, why didn’t they get
into relationship(big time flirt) ”
I interrupted “jerry!!, cut the crap, I called up to tell
you about Ravi but you r making me
listen to your friend frustrating
story.”
Jerry“ plz let me finish then you will tell about Ravi. My story is more interesting.”
“How dare you tell that your story is more interesting than
mine!! You little rat!! I called up so I will tell about my friend first then
will listen to you.”
“OK f9, tell me about
Ravi’s Gf, where is she from and what she does, bla bla”
I started,“she is a localite as per Ravi, I forgot her name,it
sounded something like prestige or pest ..I don’t know ”
“how did they meet?”
“Ravi use to go for coaching classes, while returning back
home he stops at friends junction near a tea stall, up ther he 1st saw this girl then the game of eye contact- then scrutiny of
facebook account- then chat –then exchange of mobile no- then whatsapp- then
something something happened as both were available for each other , I tell you
this whatsapp made FB flirting go down ”
Jerry queries, “what does the girl do , working ? , student?”
“Arey as per Ravi its complicated, the girl did masters in
English then was in job for few months then got into her father’s business then
started her own showroom. Pressurecooker dealer n showroom”
Jerry intrupted, “you fool, for sure now I got to know her
name would not be prestige or pest, it must be something else.. Anyway, ohh I guess
Ravi fell got into this relationship inverting the tag line’Jo prestige se kare
pyar wo whosoever se kaise kare inkar’..hey but don’t you think as per the
girls experience, she is like older to abhi !!, or she may be married and
Divorced!!! Is it like the story of akshaya khanna n dimple kapadiya of Dil
chata hai!! ”
I had to stop her nonsense, “shut up!! I don’t know about
her age, ravi didn’t tell me about that.. but I am quite sure that she is not
married or hmm may be I don’t know..will check”
“so If she wil be married and then divorced …IF ravi falls
in love then will he marry her!!”
“kindly kill your vella assumption and imagination though
you have point, I will check.. But I had a talk with Ravi ,he said that he is
not sure about the continuity as he have to focus on getting a better Job then
will give a thought about getting committed”
“Ohh, flilmy..Haan rite , If
Ravi will get committed before getting a better Job then the girl may
turn bossy and selfish;may use Ravi to
supply pressure cooker for increasing her sales turnover ratio !!”
I had to say,“Okey , My story over. You utter now your
unfinished Vikas frustrated story”
“What!! That’s it, this is such an abrupt story!! Anyway let
Ravi get wiser and live in peace..I wish Luck for Him”
“Jerry!! Story over about my friend , now your turn, you
were talking about the their paring and sharing episode of Vikas”
“yup , listen; then Vikas and Taqila(girl’s name) started
talking more and more , starting from early morning after poty till latenight till the mobile battery perish”
I Said, “ok, this vikas is a playboy, as per the record I
guess he always changes girlfriend like curtains of window, anyway continue.. ”
Jerry continued,“ don’t
interrupt ,listen, then they started to
go to pub , movies , long drive etc etc except weekend as Taqila had works at
home ..A girl not going out on Weekend for parties impressed Vikas, everyday he
fell for the girl more and more .. He made up his mind to be serious in the
relationship ,kind of serious wala commitment, marriage type..he approached and
indirectly even told Taqila about his plans for their future. ”
“Seriously!!, is it the same vikas you always talk about!!.lol,
what a transformation, So are they getting married!..thts nice, lot of girls
got saved from getting cheated by Vikas..wish him happy married life from
myside too”
“Bro, plz listen to me then speak, ok!.. After Vikas told
Taqila about his plans in an excited state, Taqila smiled and diverted the
topic then both went for a walk and ice cream parlour. Meeting for the day got
over. Taqila said vikas that she cant chat at night after reaching home as she
have some work to finish with her mom.. vikas agreed to that . both hugged and
left ” jerry stopped speaking for a while.
As the flow of story stopped, I askd “jerry, you ther? I cant
hear you!”
Jerry replied, “whats wrong with you , I am telling such a big
story, I have the rite to pause and breathe”
Taking a long breathe, Jerry continued, “Next day early
morning vikas was asleep, all of a sudden he got a long message in three parts
. It was from Taqila:-
‘Dear Viku, I didn’t understand what to reply when you indirectly proposed me and told me about our
future plans..I was surprised!!.I got nervous, something happened to me, like a
shiver passed through my heart and belly , I was so puzzled.Y our words just blocked
all my thots and my tongue got wrapped.. You mean a lot to me..Its been two
months since I met with you and we have spent so much of time together, you are
like a shield to all my problems, saved me from ragging, you were like a
companion all girls would like to have in their life.. Viku!! I don’t know how to tell you ,feel very awkward
after yest approach of yours but I have to tell you, I am having a BF who have
gone abroad for completion ofMBA , we skype every weekend as he use to be busy
rest of the days and both have already planned about our marriage.. I have even
told him about you. He wants to meet with you after he return.. Hope you
understand, you are a best friend of mine whom I can trust on. Call me after
you get up, we will plan when and where to meet,couldn’t call you as I don’t have balance in my mobile. Lots of
love, Taqila ’
That’s it my story got over”
I was drown in the story, “what!! Yaar I am feeling sorry
for him,is it true..please tell what happened next!! What did vikas do? Suicide
attempt!! Cried!! ”
Jerry answered ,“NO, Vikas called up 3-4 priority friends and
told them the story ”
I got irkd ,“Idiot I am asking, what did vikas do to himself and with taqila!!”
“Haan , Vikas got up went to shop, recharged Taqila’s number
and even dropped a message so that he could show her as if nothing happened
,‘Goodmorning sunshine , you are so sweet to consider me as your best
friend, looking fwd to see your bf, and yes, recharged you number, kindly check
and let me know.lots of love, yours viku ’.. story over J”
“Seriously!! , this guy is sick. Anyway I take my ‘happy
married life’ wala wish back. Please tell him that I am sorry for him ”
Self-centred Jerry, “whose
story was nice and interesting!!, yours or mine!!”
“OKeey, yours was interesting but not nice, it was shocking…
whatever”
Moral = Tequila
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