In every shopping mall , small Archies/Hallmark
stores stuffed with cards with red roses on it and teddies would be lying in
seek of emotional affected customers whole
year but if you would have been to these stores in these last 5 days of the V-Day then it will be found
that the store will be stuffed with
people in a queue digesting the
writings encrypted on the cards and
selecting the colourful teddies. Among all , the happiest person in the radius
was the owner counting the green notes with a welcoming gesture enjoying the
turnover ratio.
It was very inscrutable to understand the concept of V-Day when I started
to read about it in books and google
comparing with current varieties of thoughts of different kind of creatures
about this day. Whoever came on my way, went on asking him/her about their
views about Valentine day. Lets now have a tour what all I have accumulated (as
follows) ;-)
1. With an Old neighbor busy in Garden :-
“Hey uncle, Good morning ! J ”
”Good morning Beta”
“so uncle , what is your thought about this
V-day?”
“All I know that , since 3-4 days I have to
get up early and guard my lovely rose plants
from nonsense kids and florists ”.
Let me share the thoughts of rest of the creatures keeping the conversation short and trenchant ;-
(Please Note-The following thoughts may vary from person to person. Please
don’t take it personally. )
2. Florist :- “These last 4 days are
very busy , had to import a lot of Roses .The Rose which was of Rs- 5 is now of
Rs-25. Let people enjoy this day of love , I am enjoying my profession ”.
3. Single (Girl) :- “These all things
are Worthless, Anyway I love my mom and
dad, I have wished them .And yes, now a days no guys cant be trusted, all the
liers and always seek prey for flirting…..” (Had to tell her thank you so that she can stop telling about her views)
.
4. Single (Guy):- “f*** off , why the
hell you are asking such questions!! Lets booze and pass comments. And yes,
shall be go to park to check what couples are doing jhadi ke piche,live!!! Since morning am reading
updates about this V-Day in Facebook n
twitter, if you are so much interested to know about V-day , go and read . it
better to have an electronic gadget than to have a gf”(Had to tell him chup
be so that he can stop telling about his views)
5. Couple(girl) in absence of her partner. :-“I
love him a lot , a lot and a lot.. on
this such a wonderful day was expecting that he will behave like a sensible person and will understand me
. it is always about him, am nowhere in this relationship!! Anyway he is the
cutest person and most understanding
person in this world but never understand me
”( sorry to say ,it was confusing )
6. Couple (guy) in absence of his partner
:-“Please don’t ask me this question!! I cant understand her. She don’t know
what she want from me.peace!!”
7. Party Freak :- “it’s a lovely day.
Every hotel is arranging and busy in organising big parties for the day…but am
bit confused which pub to go ,haan yaar!! need a girl for door entry. Plz ek
ladki dila de na!!”.
8. Parents :-”Suno beta, now a days
these present generation fall in love with one and in next valentine day you will find them with someone
else and they call it love . It is all western culture impact”.
9. Sister(cuz , I don’t know whether she is engaged or single ):-”Kadali,
it’s a wastage of time and money day. Lets people have some sense. And why the
hell you are asking me this question, are you in love!! Plz bhai , don’t waste
your time rather focus on studies and get a job”
10. History Teacher :-“long back … valentine was a priest, in
those days the warriors were not allowed to marry the Christian girls rather
were put in prison…..”(plz refer to google)
11. Mamaji(maternal uncle) :-
“Everything should have a limit, wherever you go , you will find couples and
couples in movie halls, parks and shopping malls,…and the police constables
protecting them from the protestors against this V-day.”
12. Police constable :– “what can I say
about this day!! All I know that I have my duty to check here to check any
chaos and disturbances ”.
13. Ticket collector infront of a park :-“
ohh it’s valentines day!! wahi main
sochu !!! this park is full , even
couples are ready to pay extra amount to park bikes.. ok ok”
14. Finally got a couple together(
both r my friends) :- “ohh you mean
to ask about this particular lovly day !! it’s a wonderful day and this day
makes us realise that we love eachother so much and can do anything for eachother!!! OMG We are in louuvveeee J”
Happy Valentine DAy
Thank you ;)
