Lets have some bites about 'Valentine day'

  

In every shopping mall , small Archies/Hallmark stores stuffed with cards with red roses on it and teddies would be lying in seek of emotional affected customers  whole year but if you would have been to these stores in these last 5 days  of the V-Day then it will be  found  that the store will be stuffed with  people in a queue  digesting the writings  encrypted on the cards and selecting the colourful teddies. Among all , the happiest person in the radius was the owner counting the green notes with a welcoming gesture enjoying the turnover ratio.

It was very inscrutable to understand the concept of  V-Day  when I started  to read about it in books and google  comparing with current  varieties  of thoughts of different kind of creatures about this day. Whoever came on my way, went on asking him/her about their views about Valentine day. Lets now have a tour what all I have accumulated (as follows) ;-)

1.      With an Old neighbor  busy in Garden :-

“Hey uncle, Good morning ! J ”

”Good morning Beta”

“so uncle , what is your thought about this V-day?”

“All I know that , since 3-4 days I have to get up early and guard my lovely rose plants  from  nonsense  kids and florists ”.

Let me share the thoughts of rest of the creatures   keeping the conversation short  and trenchant ;-

(Please Note-The following thoughts  may vary from person to person. Please don’t take it personally. )

2. Florist :- “These last 4 days are very busy , had to import a lot of Roses .The Rose which was of Rs- 5 is now of Rs-25. Let people enjoy this day of love , I am enjoying my profession  ”.

3. Single (Girl) :- “These all things are  Worthless, Anyway I love my mom and dad, I have wished them .And yes, now a days no guys cant be trusted, all the liers and always seek prey for flirting…..” (Had to tell her thank you  so that she can stop telling about her views) .

4. Single (Guy):- “f*** off , why the hell you are asking such questions!! Lets booze and pass comments. And yes, shall be go to park to check what couples are doing jhadi ke  piche,live!!! Since morning am reading updates about this V-Day in Facebook  n twitter, if you are so much interested to know about V-day , go and read . it better to have an electronic gadget than to have a gf”(Had to tell him chup be so that he can stop telling about his views)  

5. Couple(girl) in absence of her partner. :-“I love him a lot , a lot and a lot..  on this such a wonderful day was expecting that he will behave  like a sensible person and will understand me . it is always about him, am nowhere in this relationship!! Anyway he is the cutest  person and most understanding person in this world but never understand me  ”( sorry to say ,it was confusing )

6. Couple (guy) in absence of his partner :-“Please don’t ask me this question!! I cant understand her. She don’t know what she want from me.peace!!”

7. Party Freak :- “it’s a lovely day. Every hotel is arranging and busy in organising big parties for the day…but am bit confused which pub to go ,haan yaar!! need a girl for door entry. Plz ek ladki dila de na!!”.

8. Parents :-”Suno beta, now a days these present generation fall in love with one and in next  valentine day you will find them with someone else and they call it love . It is all western culture  impact”.

9. Sister(cuz , I don’t  know whether she is engaged or single ):-”Kadali, it’s a wastage of time and money day. Lets people have some sense. And why the hell you are asking me this question, are you in love!! Plz bhai , don’t waste your time rather focus on studies and get a job”

10. History Teacher  :-“long back … valentine was a priest, in those days the warriors were not allowed to marry the Christian girls rather were put in prison…..”(plz refer to google)

11. Mamaji(maternal uncle) :- “Everything should have a limit, wherever you go , you will find couples and couples in movie halls, parks and shopping malls,…and the police constables protecting them from the protestors against this V-day.”

12. Police constable :– “what can I say about this day!! All I know that I have my duty to check here to check any chaos and disturbances ”.

13. Ticket collector infront of a park :-“ ohh it’s  valentines day!! wahi main sochu !!! this park is full  , even couples are ready to pay extra amount to park bikes.. ok ok”

14. Finally got a couple together( both r  my friends) :- “ohh you mean to ask about this particular lovly day !! it’s a wonderful day and this day makes us realise that we love eachother so much and can do anything for eachother!!! OMG We are in louuvveeee  J”

Happy Valentine DAy

Thank you ;)