Tuesday, June 7, 2011

6pack Ganesha.


Woke up ensconced in a black suit with diamond studded belt and shoes, along with me Mickey and Donald who were sleeping printed on the bed-sheet got up and said "go back to your sleep Doodle, look!!, if you are going to disturb us with your worthless systematic activity then we are not going to entertain you in cartoon network" then after a while they vanished.

The blanket automatically started to fold itself and went back to its cabinet.

Got out of my bed, with the help of escalator landed on the transparent glass floor ,as I landed on it the escalator vanished.

Beneath the transparent floor, the basement was clearly visible where the labourers of 'Yamraj' were busy punishing the sinners, dipping the sinners in 84 kinds of 'golden narak kunds' for the sins committed by them in their life span, the place was full of blood and bones.

Near washbasin, a silver mug was there full of rose petals, had a face wash with those petals

Drank water which was of silver mercury colour, it was hard to digest so chewed it well while drinking.

The sun was moving around the house on his cart reading the journal n spreading light everywhere.Mummy was running behind the sun with a trolley loaded with a lighted diya, a kalash filled with water and the sacred tulsi tree for worshiping.

I was able to switch from one place to another with a blink of eyes, was very comfortable and casual with the act too.

Had my bath with full of different colour light rays...

And the time came for meeting with all the Gods and their kith n kins after shower,

There was different rooms for different Gods and Demigods.

Room-1, 'Meditation and Yoga', Lord Shiva was sitting and meditating beside to him Maa Parvati was busy with laptop.

Room-2, 'Construction and Development' ,Lord Bramha was sitting on his lotus chair with latest technology equipped in the petals of it..Each petals was having a LED screen displaying the conditions of earth..he was having some discussion with Biswakarma.

Room-3, 'Consultancy and solutions', Lord Vishnu was lying on the huge snake and was busy in having chat with Maa Lakshmi, both were smiling and enjoying the talk..lots of beautiful flowers were everywhere and fishes were flying

Room-4, 'Weather and entertainment', Demigod Indra was multitasking, dealing with the weather as well as judging the dance competition of all the apsaras..

Room-5, 'Education and development', Upanisads and vedas were piled up in the room and at the center on a fur swan Maa Saraswati was sitting busy with playing veena and writing notes.

I went inside and greeted her-"Pranam, how r u ?"

she smiled and answered, "am fine and hope you are too, seeing you after a long time,I just find you here at the time of exams. you still look sleepy.Give time to studies dear.so what are you upto now a days."

I answered,"yes, for sure from today I will be serious in studies but its not true that in don't come at here only at the time of exams, I come everyday but i don't disturb you as you used to be busy with work, I was not able to find Shri Ganesh so disturbed you to ask about him"

"He had gone out for some work, will be coming back soon, you can sit and wait here."

Before she start scolding me more I just said,"thank you , I will be back again later and will meet him. :)"

After that went into the last Room"Body and health", the room was full of gymnasium equipments,diet chart was hanging on the wall, all were busy in body building, at a corner Shri Hanuman himself was guiding someone making him lie on abs-pro(an equipment to burn the fats and building abs).

Seeing shri Hanuman himself guiding someone, I got curious to know the person whom he was guiding, all of a sudden the person got up.

AND IT WAS REALLY SHOCKING/SURPRISING WHEN THE PERSON TURNED TOWARDS THE DOOR!!!

He was Shri Ganesh!!!, with a complete different look!!!, completely wet with sweat.

A tattoo of 'Tilak' on his forehead making a sign of 'Trisul'

Both the ears were pierced and two thick ear rings were set as per the size of the ears.

Veins were visible all over the body giving him a stud look.

Tattoos were carved on the biceps, chest and even a tattoo of snake was carved on his waist as if a real snake rolled and knotted around his waist.

He walked towards the door waving hands to rest of the members present in in the room wearing jeans.

When he came near and smiled at me, without thinking anything I simply said"OMG!!! what is this!!!, yesterday I saw you with your pot belly and now in one day you got 6 packs, eye catchy physique!!!,how it is possible in one day??"

"First of all Good-morning, and have some manners to greet before start talking.. this is the difference between you and me, I am not saying that am God and you are a human, its like the difference between many and some. Anyone who have determination to achieve his/her objective without having pessimistic hurdles of thoughts can achieve the objective by giving his/her complete energy and efforts, this is what seriousness is, got it!!!"
he gave a break to his mouth,wiped his sweat with a towel and stretched his body raising his hands and again continued,..and a person who will be starting his job carrying a bag full of insecured and pessimistic thoughts in his mind will for sure face the same problems in most of the cases because we Gods after listening to his/her mind guess that the person wants more of negative things to happen with him/her rather than positive things due to his way of thinking..got it!!" and he stopped

I nodded my head "yes, I understood these things what all you said about seriousness,thoughts,efforts and all...but in one day,6pack abs!!is it possible"

"You are such an idiot, I feel like kicking you rite now or ask Chitragupt to deduct you from the liability side of balance sheet. I am trying to make you understand about lessons of life but you are going on asking all rubbish questions...don't you know that am Ganesh and as am son of Lord Shiva I have many privileges, still I workout and built my body to know how its like, later on will be back in shape.. have some general knowledge!!, anyway while leaving this place meet me in my cabin and take some books related to general knowledge, we will have further talk up there. Now i am going for a shower.tc"

"Ji Shri Ganesh ji" :)


All of a sudden a regular voice from the sky came, "get up Doodle, its Wednesday and you have to temple for Ganesh puja. " the voice was of mom..

When I reached at temple, Ganesh ji was back in shape.;-)